LOL, ok.
Embedding the HTML can be as simple as copy and paste, depending on what you are pasting it in to. Just give it a try and see if it works.
That won't work on this forum however. It has uses "Boardcode," basically a simplified vervion of HTML that uses sqare brackets to open and close its tags. Go ahead and reply to this post. (Because I just KNOW you're going to thank me in a minute!

) Just above the area where you will be typing your thank you, you will see a small area with buttons in it with the word "Boardcode" just to the left. When you put your mouse cursor over one of the buttons, the yellow bar will change to give you a sample of how to use boardcode tags. right now, you're interested in the button that says "URL." You can also highlight some text in your message and click the button and it will automatically enclose the selected text with the relevant tags. Experiment a little and you will get the hang of it. Try a few different buttons just for fun.
After a while you will start to get in the habit of looking for these little tools in all of the various online editors you run across. They all have their little quirks so just look, play, experiment and test. Before you know it, it will start to become second nature. The buttons on some editors will say "link" or have icons of a globe or a couple of links of chain.
Good luck!